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When I met Kristen, she was a bad girl
who came from a rich family.

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She went to an Ivy League school while I
attended community college.

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She was destined to take over her dad's
pharmaceutical business, and I was

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destined to be a nurse.

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She drove me fucking crazy.

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She had me wrapped around her
fingertips, and I'd do anything to make

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Marry her?

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Fine.

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Work for her asshole dad?

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Sure.

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Go to the boring country club parties
where all her friends compared notes on

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who had the best stuff?

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Okay, fuck it.

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If it makes her happy.

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I only want it to make her happy.

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Can you tell me why you did it, Kristen?

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So I made a mistake marrying Zach.

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Not my fault.

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I was just an 18 -year -old girl with a
fake ID when I saw him looking at me.

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He was a hot rebel without a cause in
his black leather jacket, old blue

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and dirty work boots.

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I didn't know he was so docile,
annoyingly agreeable, and nearly

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we married.

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The realization that I married a
pussycat and not a tiger killed our sex

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Sex became scheduled and an annoying
obligation.

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Did I cheat on him?

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Yeah. I needed excitement in my life.

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Trust me when I tell you I tried looking
on the bright side to see him as he is.

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A good man who would do anything for me.

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The problem is, that kind of man just
doesn't turn me on.

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this time.

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He denied it at first, too.

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But when I showed him a copy of your
email, he justified taking

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you by telling me that everyone in the
office has had a piece of you.

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He's lying.

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Did you delete the video?

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Why?

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Think I'm going to show anybody a video
of my wife getting banged from behind?

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You had no right going through my
personal property.

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I should be the one angry, not you.

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Gina and Glenn are expecting us now.

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Forget about that fucking party,
Kristen.

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I've suspected this for a long time.

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And you told me that I was crazy.

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Delusional. Tell me, how many men have
you been with?

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You know what? It doesn't matter.

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It doesn't matter.

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Here's how things are going to go.

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We're going to put this house up on the
market.

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We'll probably get what we paid in.

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You can stay here until it's sold.

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I'm going to go back to school, and I'm
going to give you dad my two -week

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notice.

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I've already found an apartment near
school.

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I'll get an attorney.

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You'll probably use your dad.

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And they can exchange communication so
we don't ever have to speak to each

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again.

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Okay.

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I'll tell you the truth.

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He...

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I was going to the hotel to talk about
work.

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Daddy always rents out the conference
room for meetings.

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So that's naturally what I thought it
was.

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But it wasn't like that at all.

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He told me to come up to his room.

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He forced me inside.

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And then he forced himself.

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Thank you.

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I might have sounded all gung -ho in the
email, but... It's because I was afraid

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of him.

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I was afraid of what he might do to me
if I didn't comply with him that night.

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And all those subsequent nights.

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He... He made me feel so dirty.

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I feel uncomfortable in my own skin.

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Thank you.

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um

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Thank you.

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Answer it.

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You better answer her or

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she gets...

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Tell her that you were in the shower.

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You

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don't

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want her to come and ruin our fun, do
you?

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It's all so easy for you.

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Well... The alternative would be her
coming over to find out what you're up

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which would only be fun if she were to
be joining us.

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Don't let her ruin our only night this
week.

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It's not like we can keep meeting at the
hotel.

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That paper trail is getting hard to
explain.

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What are we doing?

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You know, I look across the cubicle and
I see Zack and it's so fucked up.

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I used to be so close.

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He was my best friend.

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Yeah.

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He still considers you his best friend.

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Really? Because I'm pretty sure he
wouldn't if he knew I was fucking his

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But you haven't been fucking me.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one
is there to hear it, does the tree make

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a sound?

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If nobody knows about it, did it really
happen?

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I mean, if it makes you feel any better,
you can gag me,

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keep me from moaning in pleasure.

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Yeah, because according to physics, a
tree still makes a sound.

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Look, if a man fucks with his best
friend's wife, just because he doesn't

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caught, he not only betrays his best
friend, his wife, also his boss.

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I thought you and your wife were
separated.

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Officially.

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She's living at her sister's house and
we're not legally separated yet, but...

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I think I want to try and make it work.

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I need a drink.

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Last night I woke up at two in the
morning and I looked in the mirror and I

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didn't even recognize the person looking
back at me.

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Well, yeah, I mean, you've lost a lot of
weight.

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Twenty pounds in two months? It's
insane.

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Tall.

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Skinny.

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Handsome.

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Former rock star in a business suit.

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You make me watch just looking at you.

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She thinks that we're fucking. You know
that, right?

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That's why she left.

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When we would stay at the hotel, I would
say I was sleeping at the office.

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She'd drive by when my car wasn't parked
there.

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What'd you say?

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I kept on lying, insisting that my car
was there and that I was parked in the

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garage, not the lot.

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Well, then, perfect.

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So why would she suspect that you're
having an affair with me?

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That stupid trick you pulled at the
Christmas party.

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I'm sorry. I had too many martinis and I
lost myself.

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Her sister thinks I'm the biggest
slimeball.

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You know, she refers to me as the
mistake.

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She sounds like a bitch.

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I am a mistake.

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She's suffering from postpartum
depression.

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Instead of supporting her, I betray her
and my little girl.

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Postpartum depression?

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Five years after giving birth?

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Really? Don't you think it's all an
excuse so she can stay home and play

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housewife for you?

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I mean, don't get me wrong, Laura's a
nice woman, but she is also the type of

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woman that aspires to be a housewife and
wants to stay at home and raise the

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kids and drive them around to soccer
practice in the afternoons.

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I know how you feel.

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You love Laura and I love Zach, but
they're not the same people that we fell

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love with and that we married.

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Doesn't it feel like a bait and switch
to marry someone and then they become a

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nagging roommate?

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I mean, where's the passion? The
excitement?

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Where's the love?

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No. No, we're not looking for love.

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We're just enjoying each other's
company.

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And, I mean, I'm looking for someone fun
and spontaneous.

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A bad boy with a good heart.

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Someone like you.

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And how are you doing since we've been
hooking up?

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Are you even still sleeping with him?

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Do you tell him you love him?

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Kiss him? Tuck him in?

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Does he stay on his end of the bend?

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Or do you pull him in?

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Are you even fucking him?

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This conversation is not only completely
unsexy, it is completely out of line.

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I mean, do you think that I don't have
tremendous guilt for cheating on my

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husband?

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Because I do.

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I mean, Aaron, he's not the same man
that I married.

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And it's the same for you and Laura.

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I mean, before you and I hooked up, she
was incessantly picking fights with you.

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Didn't you tell me that our instincts
drive our behavior?

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Yeah, but I can control my instincts.
I'm not an animal.

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I'm capable of being faithful to my
wife.

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But you broke your promise to her.

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And now you're feeling remorse.

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But please, please don't feel like it's
your fault for wanting to be with me.

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I keep thinking that if I was there for
her when she

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needed it, that she would be there for
me.

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And all my selfish physical desires...
Fuck.

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It's shallow.

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I feel shallow, and I hate myself for
it.

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It's not in me to be like this.

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What? It's not in you to be like me?

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No, that's not what I meant.

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Well, so far you've basically called me
a thoughtless animal who can't control

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her urges.

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You know how I feel about you, Kristen.

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Look, if we would have met before you
met Zach and I met my wife... We'd be

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together.

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We are similar animals.

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But you would be a lot happier if you
could look yourself in the mirror and

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own it.

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It's been fun.

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about all of this, Kristen.

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You won't have to look across the
cubicle at Zach anymore.

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Daddy's promoting you.

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You get the old VP thought.

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Wait!

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Please.

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Don't think I don't realize that you had
a hand in this.

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Maybe I have, but you worked for it.

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You earned it, and you deserve it.

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Congratulations.

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Just try to look surprised when he
announces it Monday morning.

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Cheers.

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Jesus Christ.

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You're the alpha male.

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That doesn't turn you on.

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I... I'm not washing you out of me.

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No.

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And if he tries to fuck me, I'll just
think I'm super wet for him.

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You've got to leave him.

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No.

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Oh, God.

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My daddy would kill me.

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He told me to sign a prenup and...

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so you're going to stay with a man you
don't love because of money.

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Don't think I'm so shallow, Aaron.

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I mean, it's the right thing to stay
with him.

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Why are you trying to make me feel so
guilty?

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If anything, you should feel sorry for
me.

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I met a rebel with a golden heart, fell
in love, and then he

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turned soft and got lazy.

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Good. You should do that. I mean,
Laura's a nice girl.

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This was the last time, Kristen.

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I mean it.

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Hmm.

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Zach and I go way back.

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I miss him.

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I miss my wife, my kid.

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I want my old life back.

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Can't we just pretend like none of that
ever happened?

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And how would you propose we behave at
work?

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We're going to keep it professional.

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If I got the promotion, that means
technically I'm your supervisor.

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You got the job because of me.

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Daddy thinks Aaron should be a behind
-the -scenes man.

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He looks un -fucking -professional.

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His words, not mine.

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You're lying.

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You're ungrateful.

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I could have given that position to my
husband.

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You know what?

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You can try to cut me out, but see how
quick that lands you in cubicle life

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again.

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You have no heart.

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No soul.

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Stop.

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You're turning me on.

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I'll put in my two weeks notice.

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This promotion is how you're going to
win Laura back.

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Zach told me about how you confided in
him about how Laura thinks that you

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make enough money to raise a family.

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How will you find a professional
position with your automotive technician

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degree?

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Laura doesn't care about money.

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I'm not going to be enslaved by you.